..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
you would pick up someone in the library
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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