love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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