Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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