Small penises have feelings too.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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