Cold hands, warm shart.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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