You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I think your dad took our porno
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
