Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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