I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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