Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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