Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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