Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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