How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
