i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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