Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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