too bad you live with your parents still
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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