I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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