I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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