the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I understand Curling. That high.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
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