Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
