Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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