Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
a search helicopter?!
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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