he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Randomize
