I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
God gave him joint rollers for hands
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
