The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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