Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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