It's Friday. Sex?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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