am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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