Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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