I hate your face
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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