But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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