i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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