Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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