we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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