okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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