I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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