Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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