nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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