Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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