are you still at the devil's house?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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