your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
