just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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