no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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