Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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