eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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