Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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