it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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