Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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