So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Randomize
