There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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