Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
it was like eating out sand paper
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
where are you?
Hypothermia
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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