Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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