Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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