North Korea, Best Korea!
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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